Monkeys' freedom


Who said slavery is dead? It is still alive and well. The only difference now is we are slaves by choice which, for me, is mind blowing.


Slavery can be looked at - as per definition- 'a system under which people are bought and sold'. Or in a more modern way, a system where people are stripped from their freedom or given an illusion of it to keep them doing what they are suppose to do.

You did not have a choice but to attend school. You didn't have a choice but to go to university and graduate. You didn't have a choice but to maintain a job so you can afford the car payments and house mortgage. You didn't have a choice but to get the on-sale items at your grocery store. You didn't have a choice but accept the terms and conditions. You didn't have a choice but wearing what is in fashion. You didn't have a choice but signing a 3 year contract to get good rates. You didn't have a choice but showing up at work at 9 and leave at 5 or whenever they release you.

You didn't have a choice but mold to the exact shape and place they want you at. You are a slave. I am a slave. We are all part of a slavery system that has been blinding us from the truth.

the truth is, wait a minute, how would I know that?  I have been too busy studying to get a degree, working to pay bills, exercising to look fit, online to be social, and sleeping at night so I can start it all over again the following day.

Unless I can get up one morning, shred my diploma, quit my job, blow up my laptop and send a f*ck you to anyone ever told me what to do, until then, I will always be a monkey in someone's else show.

... and what is it for monkeys but eat bananas.


A guide to being politically correct at work

It's Monday, weekend is over time to go to work. You hate your job, no make that - your life, you are cursing in the car. Can't wait to see all your wonderful co-workers. Its becoming harder and harder to be politically correct at work. Saying what you really think can cause you a lot of problem. So here is a quick guide on how to translate the most common phrases into a more .. let say ... colleagues friendly version. .. and Yes ... we should definitely discuss this.


  No fucking way   I'm not certain that's feasible
  You've gotta be shitting me   Really?
  Tell someone who gives a shit.   Perhaps you should check with...
  Ask me if I give a shit.   Of course I am concerned
  It's not my fucking problem.   I wasn't involved in that project
  What the fuck?   Interesting Behavior
  Fuck it, it wont work.   I'm not sure I can implement this
  Who the fuck cares?   Are you sure it's a problem?
  What the fuck do they want from me?   They weren't happy with it
  This job sucks   I love a challenge
  Another fucking meeting!   Yes, we should discuss this.
  I ain't fucking doing that   This wasn't part of the requirements
  Get the fuck out of my face   Yes, I got it in my queue
  What's taken fucking long?   Did you check your code in CVS?


Got a Case of The Mondays?

* I stole this from somewhere. sue me.


Time Setting on DD-WRT using NTP.org

You can find the up-to-date pool address for your area/country at http://www.pool.ntp.org/. Here is the setting for Canada/US.

Server IP/Name

0.ca.pool.ntp.org
1.ca.pool.ntp.org
2.ca.pool.ntp.org

Time Zone

Eastern Time Zone      UTC-05:00
Central Time Zone      UTC-06:00
Mountain Time Zone   UTC-07:00
Pacifiic Time Zone      UTC-08:00
Hawaii Time Zone      UTC-10:00

Summer Time (DST)

Eastern Time Zone       2nd Sun Mar - first Sun Nov
Central Time Zone       2nd Sun Mar - first Sun Nov
Mountain Time Zone    2nd Sun Mar - first Sun Nov
Pacifiic Time Zone       2nd Sun Mar - first Sun Nov
Hawaii Time Zone        none

Example











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